Where have all the builders gone?

Having embarked on this crazy journey I thought we should try to firm up on exactly what it will cost.

Easier said than done – my list of builders, kindly compiled by my father, has proven to be a series of unanswered calls and conversations with wives and children.

bbbrriinngg,bbbrriinngg…bbbrriinngg,bbbrriinngg {echoes in my ears}